For the last one month,I have been attending a certain class which is supposedly imperative to make my CV look better and no matter how much I try,her lectures live upto their high hypnotic standards.
Forced not to pay attention to her monotonous and sleep inducing voice,I notice the measures people take to sail through the entire class duration...
1.Sleeping with eyes wide open : YES!!!
There are people who can manage this art.Three years of Engineering lectures can teach you a lot of things.
2.Wide use of technology : Thanx to 3G.people now have Internet on the go on their cellphones.Even during a lecture...FACEBOOK ZINDABAD
3.Gaming: Sleep inducing lectures bring out the best in people in terms of coming up with games that help them survive the lecture.Pen fight and stuff of those sorts-these are games of the past.Technology and Vella days have certainly inspired people to take gaming in lectures to a new standard.
4.Chit-Chats : What exactly is required for two people to talk in a lecture??
Nothing but a boring teacher with no intention of taking a break,Last bench,AC......and well,of course GOSSIP;)
5.Hope : People hope that the lecture will end soon and have faith in their potential to survive it.
P.S : No matter how boring and hypnotic the lecture can get,kids on the first two benches can always be seen STUDYING..!!
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
LAZY ALL THE WAY
This post is issued in PUBLIC INTEREST and my dedicated readers are hereby advised to exercise the following with caution because no matter how much you love being lazy,you can't expect yourself to escape your parent's brunt if it over exceeds the limits.Being a regular victim of outrage by parents,I have come to the conclusion---
LAZINESS IS A LUXURY THAT ONLY A FEW CAN AFFORD..!!
Being a regular Vella,Laziness is something that has creeped into my system never planning to leave it again.Not that I complain,but regular outbursts are not something that people my age wish to bear with.
Still,you can't escape the advantages of being a LAZY BUM---
1. SLEEPING-You get to sleep as much as you want to and whenever you want to.One thing common among all the lazy people I fortunately know,is their undying love for SLEEPING(alone or with somebody else is a matter of different importance)..but YaY,one gets to SLEEP a lottttt...!!
2.NO WORK-Given that one is a Lazy BUM and time and again you keep on proving it to your parents and everybody else,they presume that you don't know how to do anything and hence,don't involve you in any household chore.You get to rest on the couch and that is all you want..;)
3.BED MEALS-Nothing gets better than the luxury of having meals on the bed.Being the NO-WORK addict that you are,leaving the bed and going till the dining table for meals is a big deal and can be avoided as and when required.
4.DECENT REASON FOR YOUR EVER GROWING WAISTLINE : Expecting a LAZY BUM to get early in the morning for a WORKOUT would be foolishness and then obviously for the rest of the day,one is BUSY with their own stuff..so I guess that is a decent enough escape..;)
Oh My GOD...!!
I can't believe that I managed to write all this stuff,so in order to continue with my being LAZY attitude,I'll sign off for now and bug you later..
Being LAZY is not a SIN...enjoy it..!!
LAZINESS IS A LUXURY THAT ONLY A FEW CAN AFFORD..!!
Being a regular Vella,Laziness is something that has creeped into my system never planning to leave it again.Not that I complain,but regular outbursts are not something that people my age wish to bear with.
Still,you can't escape the advantages of being a LAZY BUM---
1. SLEEPING-You get to sleep as much as you want to and whenever you want to.One thing common among all the lazy people I fortunately know,is their undying love for SLEEPING(alone or with somebody else is a matter of different importance)..but YaY,one gets to SLEEP a lottttt...!!
2.NO WORK-Given that one is a Lazy BUM and time and again you keep on proving it to your parents and everybody else,they presume that you don't know how to do anything and hence,don't involve you in any household chore.You get to rest on the couch and that is all you want..;)
3.BED MEALS-Nothing gets better than the luxury of having meals on the bed.Being the NO-WORK addict that you are,leaving the bed and going till the dining table for meals is a big deal and can be avoided as and when required.
4.DECENT REASON FOR YOUR EVER GROWING WAISTLINE : Expecting a LAZY BUM to get early in the morning for a WORKOUT would be foolishness and then obviously for the rest of the day,one is BUSY with their own stuff..so I guess that is a decent enough escape..;)
Oh My GOD...!!
I can't believe that I managed to write all this stuff,so in order to continue with my being LAZY attitude,I'll sign off for now and bug you later..
Being LAZY is not a SIN...enjoy it..!!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
la La La
I notice that with my last two posts I have not exactly been honest and just,but then I can't help it either.
I have proven time and again that I am a lazy girl and I can't help it.After SEM BREAKS are something that can compel even the laziest of asses to find work.And yes,we are dealing with ME and I fall in the same category and still have no work to do.
Blogging is something which is easy to do-because it allows you to laze on your bed all day long,eat whatever you want to and since its your personal space-you can SAY whatever you feel like saying...
Gosh,I am full of ideas and it's like I don't know how to pour it down here.I am sure something has corroded my brain.God knows what it is...
Hoping to be normal soon..and ohh yea..back in action too...
EATING TIME...
la La La...
I have proven time and again that I am a lazy girl and I can't help it.After SEM BREAKS are something that can compel even the laziest of asses to find work.And yes,we are dealing with ME and I fall in the same category and still have no work to do.
Blogging is something which is easy to do-because it allows you to laze on your bed all day long,eat whatever you want to and since its your personal space-you can SAY whatever you feel like saying...
Gosh,I am full of ideas and it's like I don't know how to pour it down here.I am sure something has corroded my brain.God knows what it is...
Hoping to be normal soon..and ohh yea..back in action too...
EATING TIME...
la La La...
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