ANOTHER STATE?!?!?!?!

My first question...We already have 28 States and 7 Union Territories.From which angle does it look that we are in need of another state Telangana??Second question...If going on a  fast for 11-12 days can lead to fulfillment of desires like these,why don't politicians go on a fast for some sensible stuff..I mean to go without food  and all for the creation of a new state..yeah..why not?!?!?!

Next is the problem of fitting in Hyderabad either into Andhra Pradesh or this new state Telangana.And to this different people have a different solution,with some suggesting making Hyderabad a Union Territory.An Indian child already has to face the problem of remembering the 28 states along with their capitals,Union Territories and their respective capitals..now another state..with a change in capital...maybe a new UnionTterritory as well..imagine the plight of an average Indian kid-he already has to remember a lotta things..and now this new stuff that keeps on going in Indian politics..

Haven't people in India already realised the price they had to pay for being divided on various accounts??The British ruled over India for almost 200 years just because of the fact that we were divided as a country..and carving out new states time and again is again dividing India in some way or the other.Managing 28 states and 7 union territories is a big deal and I applaud the Government of India for whatever they are doing,but another new state??Are we sure that we are ready for it??Given the development rate in Uttarakhand,Jharkhand and Chhattisgarh -I wonder what progress Telangana would make?!?!

Till then...my sympathies for the little kids who would have to rattle their brains to remember all these new details...

26/11

26/11/2008 has been called one of the most traumatic days in Indian history.The terror events shook Mumbai and India like never before.The entire country had come to a stand still for 60 hours.It's an year since then and we still see the 26/11 conspiracy unfolding before us everyday.It's an year since then and I am still not sure about my safety and those around me.It's an year since then and trust me NOTHING HAS CHANGED!

Ten terrorists entered the country unnoticed,enetered its best hotel and killed so many people last year.Had this kind of an event taken place somwhere in the West,life would surely have changed.Life has changed for those who were directly affected by the event,but,the common man remains unperturbed.The next terror attack,the next shootout,the next kidnapping,the next burning down of people...it would surely generate a wave of fury,but we would kinda forget it in the end.Candle light vigils etc are good but what change does it bring??Today my friends and I wore black  in protest-but what was the result??ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...it's the same Indian pyscology of being concerned about things but not taking the initiative to do something concrete.

It's time we take charge of things and ask questions from the government which would give us some sense of being safe,being with the ones we truely love and being terror free.Countless lives have been taken,familes have been destroyed...people have suffered emotional losses that can't be put to words.It's time we take notice of the pain that people go through and take actions that takes consideration of the losses forced upon us.

God Bless Us All and give strength to the ones who need it.

P.S:Tribute to all the people who sacrificed their lives in an attempt to help the ones caught at the wrong places at the wrong time.

THE BIG ROW OVER BEING AN INDIAN FIRST..!

After Sachin Tendulkar finished 20 glorious years of cricket and the entire world was busy congratulating him,Shiv Sena chose that moment to question him about being an "Indian first" and a "Maharashtrian" later..Is it the time when we need to teach our teams to play for their states first and their country later?Is it the time for people like me who are about to start  their first job in a year and half's time to decide which place to choose so that they can avert irrationality and regional violence??

I mean it's high time that we understand that we have greater problems to handle than deciding about loyalty towards a particular state.I am really proud of what Tendulkar chose to say.He is no less than a GOD for the Indian public and this in hope that his remarks make a deep impact on the people of India and puts some sense into them!

I guess the problem lies in the exploitation of locals by people who have migrated from other states.But,that I believe is the case in every state-be it Punjab,Assam,Delhi etc etc. We can't expect all the State governments to behave in a similar manner-that would be outrageously traumatic.

I stand by what Sachin said and hope that the root cause of the problem would be searched and taken care of and rather than choosing to criticise statements of these sorts,people would understand the meaning of putting their country before all other things...

P.S:Cheers to Tendulkar for giving people like me moments to rejoice and celebrate with my friends and family..We seriously owe him a lot because cricket would not have had the same meaning for us had it not been for him!Thank you so much...!!

NOVEMBER RAIN

People who do happen to READ my blog would obviously know that I love rains and when it rained yesterday it did bring in some joy in these assignment n viva ridden days .There was no way I could have forgotten Guns N' Roses and their song that I love so much---NOVEMBER RAIN!!

November is a month which robs students like me of all the peace in the world.With semester end approaching and countless exams, torturous vivas,lengthy assignments and God knows what all to bear with...November Rain does come as a sigh of relief.This is the time when the happy and smiling faces show signs of gloom and torture,the timely submissions lead to sleepless nights and an all time low socializing environment.

But,there was something so beautiful about yesterday's rain that all my worries subsided and I was busy enjoying the rain,enjoying hot coffee with cake in the canteen and then watching movies in my room..(I have previously mentioned the advantages that rains can offer and if you had read them before you could have taken those benefits too..!)

"So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain"





I conclude the post with this statement in the hope that people don't take exam time all that seriously and just remain happy,because these won't last forever.No matter how much I loved this November Rain,I would not want showers all these winters..just the same way I would not want weekly submissions and vivas!!

P.S: I still loved the rain so muchhhhhh!!

THE WAIT FOR JUSTICE

It's been 25 years for all those Sikh families who lost their near and dear ones on 1.11.1984,right after Mrs.Indira Gandhi was shot dead by her bodyguards.Yet,the relentless sufferings have not come to an end.

It's been 25 years of torture..25 years of pain..25 years of grief..25 years of loneliness and 25 years of WAIT FOR JUSTICE..!!

Last night while watching a news channel,I was actually moved to tears to see the extent of pain and torture people had to go through.There was this one lady,a Maths Honors student turned MILITANT after seeing her brother and father being burnt alive in front of her and then being subjected to various kinds of atrocities by her relatives---this is not the kind of life one would want to live.The anger in her took her in a direction many of us would not call respectable!

Another lady tried to kill her 2 month old daughter to ensure she could save the remaining few people in her family.The relation between a mother and daughter cannot be explained in words,and here was a mother who was forced by circumstances to kill her own baby--the very thought sent shivers through my entire body and I was forced to change the channel to avoid crying in front of everybody!

There was somebody on the show,who pointed out that it was not right on our part to term it a RIOT,because it was a senseless and ruthless killing of Sikhs in the country and the very thought made my heart go out to all those who lost their friends and family during that time.

25 years is a long time,and it is enough to shake even the strongest of us.Yet,there are people who are waiting to get justice and are fighting for the ones they have lost.People have died waiting for justice--it seriously can't get worse.

This is in hope that the 25 year long wait for justice pays off well for all those fighting for it.

God please give them strength and courage to fight for their own rights..

HAUNTED HOUSE

First lemme laugh while reviving the memories associated with this places..instead of scaring us away us,a 5 minute walk through HAUNTED HOUSE gave us all the reasons to laugh..and the credit goes to the entire group which walked in at the same time-Rahul,Yash,Vaibhav Sir,Shaguna Mam,Jatin Sir and obviously I was there as well..

These guys were very politely trying to push Shaguna Mam and me in the beginning,but in the end we were following Yash and Rahul through the dark pathway,where the so called ghosts were trying to scare us by suddenly turning out of nowhere!!The 5 minute walk began with chants of JAI MATA DI and slapping of the very first ghost who came in front of us..We senselessly walked through the entire path,cursing ghosts and then being warned to have a check on our language(I wonder why do ghosts have a problem with the kind of Slang we use..a mid-way stage between mortality and immortality should practically make you ignorant to all this..!!)Rahul seemed to get some sort of pleasure in hitting ghosts and forcing them to some sort of duel(GUYS..can never resist show-off!!).Towards the end,they tried their last chance by showering water on us and then forcing us to walk on a vibrating floor,where everybody chose to shake a leg or two and then come out to just laugh at the entire experience..!!

Trust me,it was one hell of an experience and I really enjoyed it.We did not get what we expected out of this place,yet we had loads of fun..!!

P.S:After talking to various people,I have come to the conclusions that these so called ghsost behave differently with different people.At times,they do start running behind you and then end up getting hit on their faces..Your Luck,I'll say..

FARMVILLE FEVER!!

I am sure I am going to have a hard time writing a post on this.I guess I had lost whatever sanity God had bestowed upon me while I chose to listen to Vaibhav Sir and all and finally end up playing this game called FARMVILLE on facebook..!!

My mum thinks I have lost it,my friends think I have never cracked up like this before,people in the hostel share the same passion as mine and my sister seems to be more interested in the developments taking place in my farm rather than those taking place in the country!!

One of those real dumb and silly games that I have played,but I have no idea as to why I daily go to my farm and then harvest crops,plough seeds,help other farmers,give them gifts,provide shelter to animals,fertilize crops and etc etc...the list is endless,but I do everything there and seem to get some sort of comfort too(that is only till the time I don't see Vaibhav sir's farm and get an inferiority complex..)

Not many of you who read my blog with dedication,can manage to enter the girl's hostel else you would have been able to watch the daily melodrama that takes place regarding FARMVILLE..one is always seen begging people to send them GIFTS,asking random people to become their NEIGHBOUR or starting of a casual fight if somebody goes a level UP...sleepless nights,harvesting crops before going to college,coming back early to again harvest crops-trust me,people plan their schedule according to the time they have to harvest their crops..!!

I have promised people chocolates for becoming my neighbours and none of them have yet managed to get one..IMAGINE..that is the intensity with which people bribe when it comes to FARMVILLE!!

The next addiction I seem to guess is CAFEWORLD,where people are busy cooking dishes and serving them to all those who choose to come to their CAFE..!!

GOD BLESS US!!

CLASS TEST TIME

After 4 complete semesters and another 1 in progress,I finally sat down for a CLASS TEST...!!
And lemme tell you,it's an amazing experience altogether-not just in terms of going through the ordeal of giving a CLASS TEST but also in terms of having the fortune of seeing people prepare for it and having an opportunity to laugh at it...

Almost 30 minutes before the so called CLASS TEST,my roomie Reshu and I planned to just flip over the pages and try our luck this time as well.(I mean,nobody has ever seen us seriously preparing for our majors..CLASS TESTS would also get the same respect..!!).

The time taken by the first teacher to go and the second one to come was covered up in the following way-

1.Few lucky ones managed to sneak out of the class,promising not to turn up for remaining half of the day.
2.The tension of a CLASS TEST obviously showed on the faces of those brainy kinds.Hence,they were busy STUDYING(what else do you expect them to do?!?!)
3.A decently large section of the class was busy writing important formulas on the desk(God Bless them!!)
4.Few gathered the courage to unite the entire class and convince them to bunk the so called CLASS TEST..
5.The last remaining section,very small in number though,thought of laughing at the rest of the class.

Reshu and I are proud enough to say that we are category 5 kids..Give me a break..Which fool studies for a Class Test in a university like mine??20 years of student life experience should at least embed qualities such as NOT studying for a CLASS TEST in all of us..I mean a CLASS TEST?!?!?!

The teacher came in and forced us to sit on separate desks.My heart gave a skip because Reshu and I had thought it would be a joint venture,and we would help each other pass the exam.But NO..!! It was not planned to be a smooth sail,but who cared??It was one hell of a CLASS TEST-we gave it and were proudly out of it :)

Though it feels good now..:)

P.S:The last time I gave a CLASS TEST was probably in class tenth.Somethings in life surely take you back in time and that something this time around happened to be a CLASS TEST...Luck,I tell you!!

WaKe Up SuKrItI !

In case some nutcase has been wondering about the reference to the name SUKRITI,I would like to tell you that it is Me.For a starter I thought against hiding my identity here and writing a post about the movie I just saw!!

My lazy ass is again the reason for this delay in watching Wake up Sid which is so very MEEEEEEE...

• Sid's love for PHOTOGRAPHY is something that really kept me glued to the movie.Photography is one of the things that I really love to do.Keeping memories of various incidents in life,freaky things I do,places I visit,people I meet..the collection is large and I cherish it..
• Unbelievable and colorful collection of socks...I go crazy about them! Colorful socks,socks with patterns and socks with cartoons..wow :)
• The art of not knowing any household work (or perhaps anything for that matter)is something I am proud of and don't shy away from announcing publicly ;)
• Being a child at heart is something that I always advice people and on seeing SID in the movie,I was so happy because I could find somebody who shared the same thoughts as mine..
• Not studying during exam time is something I have learnt over the past two years.Be it engineering or some commerce related shit,both drive you nuts for sure...!!
• Having fun with college friends is something I have just got accustomed to.Love you Rishi n Rahul in that regard..muaazzzz...If you do manage to find good college friends,then you gotta feel lucky because its a luxury that only a few can afford..
• Oversleeping the night before an exam after having Coffee is something that I have been regretfully  witnessing on the days of my major exams..
• It would do me a lotta good if I don't mention anything about my uncontrolled temper..
• Failing in any major exam was the only thing left in my life but AUTOMATA took care of that too...

I loved the movie and Ranbeer Kapoor even more;)
It's one of those rare movies that tackles the issues  kids our age face and the way the entire thing was handled,it was marvelous.The music complemented the movie well and made it a package that deserves the applauds its getting...

Wake Up Sids and Sukritis and go find your true destiny.It might sound impractical to ask people to follow their dreams because at times the situations we face force us to drift away from the paths that we have chosen,but we can always give it a shot..Go Get It People..
Wake Up to the world of opportunities that are there for you..
Wake Up and give the love,care and affection that your parents so truly deserve..
Wake Up and always be there for your friends whenever they need you..
Wake Up and be generous to give a stranger a helping hand..
Wake Up and live life..
Wake Up and try to be what you want to be...

WAKE UP!!

THE NEVER ENDING INDIAN TRANSPORT CRISIS

Time and again we all talk about the kind of progress India has been making over the past few years.But one thing that I have difficulty in understanding is that the the "Progress" that we are referring to is the development that takes place in the cities or at the grass root level?!?!?

It's high time we do a SWADES check out because the conditions in the small towns and villages in India is ostentatious to say the least.In this post I would like to mention how traumatic it is to TRAVEL in India..

I have already stated here that my college is in a small Haryana village and the ride back home is pathetic in short.As soon as I get out of my college,the first thing I get to travel in is a VIKRAM-this is a mini auto-cab thing where people sit anywhere and everywhere they get a place to sit on,which also includes the top of Vikram. A minimum of 15 people can sit in this auto.I actually thank God that my parents don't get to see me travelling in this else only my parents and god would know what all I would be subjected to for travelling in a way like this...

Next we get to travel in a CAB.I can call it a cab because whatever it might look like distinctly it does resemble a cab.But,once you are inside this cab all your worst nightmares will come true as the cab would be overstuffed with people and your life would be in a jeopardy.The LUCKY driver gets to sit with 4 people and he specializes in multitasking to say the least-he manages to sit with so many people,drive the CAB,change the highly entertaining music,collect the travelling expenses...and oh yeah..how could i forget retorting to abusive language with a fellow cab driver...The situation worsens for people sitting in the back seats.I thank God that I manage to travel with earphones in my ears and a friend for company!!

Adding to the already miserable journey is the condition of roads.My spine never feels the same and the way I look after coming back from college,I leave my mum wondering as to what I am really up to in college!!

And right now,I am talking about ONE  Haryana village.With 28 states and countless towns and villages,I simply don't know how does one manage to travel in the interiors of our country.Transport,I guess is the very essence of development and with the transport crisis that we face,I have a difficulty comprehending the rate of success that we will witness.

This is in hope that some serious steps would be taken to improve the conditions in our country,else God Bless us all...

BAD DAY

This has everything to do with Daniel Powter's song..

I have not really witnessed days like TODAY in my entire life because if I am to actually count what all really went wrong the list would be endless.But since I have already started it here,I shall proceed with describing my entire day and in case you feel like sympathizing with me-feel free to call me and send me chocolates!!

1. Tragedy 1 was getting late for college and having the misfortune of getting into a class where the teacher already thinks I am a spoiled brat and then having a heated discussions with people in my class for which I could have been robbed of my attendance for a lecture I hate to attend!!
2. Tragedy 2 was listening to the rumor that my 4th sem result was out and then going through the misery of pre-result tension until I FINALLY got to know my result...
3. Tragedy 3 was 'THE' RESULT itself..where the deadly AUTOMATA drowned me for the first time in my student life..gosh!!it's a miserable feeling...and I hate it..
4. Tragedy 4 was the ride back home through FARIDABAD.Roads in faridabad just suck..why can't the local authorities do something about them??My back does not fell the same..:(
5. Tragedy 5 was being in an auto because my dad failed to turn up and take me back home.Ok,first I need to explain the auto ride..So,I was without money,without any battery in my phone and travelling on a way which I did not really know and after all the traffic jam trauma that I had to go through,that polite auto driver told me that he could not cross borders and it was not going to be easy!!

I guess enough for a single day...dunno why I had to go through this one..!!

"Where is the moment we needed the most 
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost 
You tell me your blue skies fade to grey 
You tell me your passion's gone away 
And I don't need no carryin' on 

You stand in the line just to hit a new low 
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go 
You tell me your life's been way off line 
You're falling to pieces everytime 
And I don't need no carryin' on 

Because you had a bad day 
You're taking one down 
You sing a sad song just to turn it around 
You say you don't know 
You tell me don't lie 
You work at a smile and you go for a ride 
You had a bad day 
The camera don't lie 
You're coming back down and you really don't mind 
You had a bad day 
You had a bad day 

Well, you need a blue sky holiday 
The point is they laugh at what you say 
And I don't need no carryin' on 

Sometimes the system goes on the blink 
And the whole thing turns out wrong 
You might not make it back and you know 
That you could be well oh that strong 
And I'm not wrong (ahhh...) 

So where is the passion when you need it the most 
Oh, you and I 
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost"

Had a bad day..:( 

RAIN RAIN COME AGAIN...

I don't know what is it about the rains that makes me so HAPPY!!

Delhi finally had it's monsoon showers and obviously my happiness knew no bounds..and the best part about it was that it was drizzling the entire day and no SUN . I am sure Mausam was saved the trouble of using her SUNSCREEN LOTION(girls...I tell you!!)
       
            Here are the reasons why I like the RAINS so much...

• FOOD :My eating habits are reaching a new high and nobody reminds me of my abnormally expanding waistline during rains because that is the time when nobody can help avoiding PAKORAS,JALEBIS,PARATHAS and TEA...ohhhh God!! I just love eating...Please try eating ice cream when it's raining-it's a different experience altogether.

•  RAIN DANCING:Splashing water over each other..getting drenched in muddy water can be fun.Playing water games is really exciting.For further details one can ask my friend Himani about the body pain she had to go through after being the only person who had the misfortune of being dropped into the muddy water pool in our hostel...

• BEING LAZY:The time does not get better to jump into the bed,grab a cup of coffee and watch back to back movies.Being lazy is a luxury that only Rains can offer..

• UMBRELLAS:I just love getting drenched in the rain,but carrying those bright and colorful umbrellas can also make for a good style statement;) What is the harm in looking good for a change..huh??

• LONG DRIVE: What more do you ask for while going for a long drive??nice weather,good music,your friends and a CAR(obviously!!) It's time for an experience worth remembering...

• NATURAL BEAUTY:Everything seems to acquire a beauty during rains that can't be described in words.The lush green trees..singing birds..clear blue sky..it's just PERFECT..!!

I would have mentioned a few more reasons but it has started raining again and I am going on my terrace..wowie..

*Rain Rain come again!!*

HOW ROMANTIC..?!?!?!

WHERE IS "THE" LOVE???

My levels of vellapanti drive me crazy and force me to do things that yield results which might as well depress me for a while..!!

I thought against all sanity in the world to approach FACEBOOK to tell me "Why am I still SINGLE?!?"Answered a series of questions,only to be later told that I was UNDER CONFIDENT and hence single...

Now this was one serious WTF moment..!!
I guess I could have answered it in a better way had I thought about using my brains for a change...

I am single not because I am under confident,but this is what I choose to be.
I am single not because of this lame reason but because of the fact that I love my freedom more than anything in the world.
I am single because I realize that today people have everything for each other except LOVE!!
This might sound a little too stupid on my part-but Yes,this is it!

I am happy being single-at least I don't carry the burden of certain DO's and DON'Ts,I get to talk to everybody I want to talk to and live life according to my wishes.I am happy that at least my mornings don't begin with "Hey sweets..I am finally up and brushing my teeth.Plan to go for breakfast next and then off to college with XYZ".I am happy that my every phone call does not end with a "Love you loaz..muaaahz" and I am happy that I am not answerable to anybody in this world except my parents.

When you love yourself,people will eventually love you.I love myself more than anything in the world.I am not being a narcissist but somebody who loves the very essence of her existence and knows how to appreciate it..!!

I am very much Single and loving it..If something has to happen,it surely would happen.If William Darcy could fall for Elizabeth Bennett,then I am sure there is somebody for everybody in this world..!!

Till then cheers to SINGLEDOM!!

LOST CHILDHOOD..!!

"One should never let the child in them ever get lost!!"

No matter how much I try to put this across as many people as I know,I am always left with a loss of words to see people age and mature so quickly...

When I was a little kid I fancied being a grown up and getting the advantages that being an adult offers.But with time I gradually realized how wrong I was and along with me all those who unfortunately thought on the same lines.Thankfully this realization hit me at the right time else I would have spent my entire life trying to fill the void created in my life...

The best part about anybody's childhood is the innocence associated with it.There is no f***ing worry in the world besides missing out on any episode of a cartoon serial we love to watch,nothing to mend except for broken toys and knees,looking for mum and dad to give us a tight hug or trying to find silly reasons to start a fight with our siblings..

I don't know where all of this suddenly vanishes when we grow up.Things just tend to get messy and there is hardly any scope if it would ever be alright.

Childhood besides getting the innocence gets the ability to be happy whatever the situation be.Nothing seems to bother kids for more than a few hours(empty tummies and full bladders are different cases obviously!!).I don't mind kids living in their own illusionary world because it keeps them happy and that according to me is the most important thing in the world.When they say that happiness is something that can only be pursued,I would not disagree with them but I guess its only when we are kids that we get the closest to being truly HAPPY!!

Now that I am 20 and am expected to act smart,behave maturely and in a way people our age really do,I badly wish I could turn into a 5 year old and run all the way in my apartment park and play with my friends...
*sob sob*

BLU-O

If you have not heard about this hangout place then kindly choose a name for yourself because I am in no mood to go through the ordeal of giving names to any of you dums..!!

This is one hell of an awesome bowling alley..Bunking college and finally making it to BLU-O was worth every trouble we had to go through mid-way..The ambiance was beyond words and all of us were ready to try our hands at bowling from the word go..Well,not exactly..because few of us chose to stay back-shy,scared to fall,confident enough to make a fool out of themselves or fear of failure-whatever that be,but few of us including Me stayed away.

But being the true Indians that we actually are,we managed to find a JUGAAD for the ones sitting behind so that everybody could atleast have a shot at it..and mahn what an experience that was.I cursed myself for not playing the entire round and promised myself to come here again and have another go at it..

For guys this is another good place to have an option for bird watching and I am sure the guys in the group would have enjoyed more than us..But who cares?!?!?

People the next time you go to Ambiance Mall,you HAVE to go to this place.One has to go to this place to actually experience and believe what I am unsuccessfully trying to put across this article..

Go Bowling guys..!!

P.S:Nitish and I were declared the rightful winners..The scorecard would be displayed after somebody politely offers to give me the pic...

AUGUST BEGINNINGS

August End is not exactly the right time to come up with stuff of this sort but one can seriously expect ME to get delayed with all this..

For the past 20 years I age by one year on the 3rd of this month and off late I am even expected to act mature...well-behaved and decent.Not being a TEENAGER does have harsh consequences...

Then August also happens to be a month when I enjoy my college the most!!Being away from all my friends for 2 months makes me appreciate their presence more than anything in the world and I try to make the most of it..

Now this year I had one of the most amazing birthdays one could ever ask for because the surprise my friends had planned for me-----wow,I just loved it and I know it very well that I would never be able to tell them how much I liked it and how much I love them!!

And college is going awesome---I have not even manged to get over with 2 weeks of my 5th semester and I have already bunked college and tried bowling and things I should not mention publicly;)

All in all I like the new beginnings that August offers me every year and I try to make the best of them..

P.S:Sincere apologies for talking about August beginnings when we are about to plan the next month now..but by now my laziness has reached new levels and this should very well be appreciated!!

BAGS ALL PACKED...

So,finally it's time for me to go back to one of the places that I hate like hell..

Tomorrow I'll head towards my college(and hostel of course..gosh,just the mention gives me goosebumps..)and will try my best to stay there for 4 days.Someone would surely think that I am one crazy female but then that is the way I am and I can't help it..

A lot has been going on since I last wrote here and I promise all my DEDICATED followers that I'll bring them up to date with all the stuff that has been keeping me busy..

Till then wish me luck for the following four days..

Tadaaaaaa

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

Well being a computer engineer,I can very well appreciate this...

IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE

I guess it's finally time to say goodbye to my dear phone:(

My Nokia 3110 has finally stopped working.Not that it was an exceptionally good phone but I just loved it more than most of the things that I happen to possess.

The phone had been a true companion these last 2 years in the hostel because without a laptop and an i-pod there isn't much to do in a HARYANA village..Mahn,I loved this phone so much..I don't know where this is going but I am going to miss using the phone.For the non-techie soon to be engineer that I m going in 2 years time,trust me this was one of the most comfortable phones to use...

Mum and Dad say that they would get me a new phone till Thursday..till then I am without my phone and all the decent luxuries it fortunately offers..

My sympathies for all those who are without a phone because now I understand that I just can't stay a second without my phone.I wonder how my parents manage to stay cool about it-I am at a loss for words when I think if they would ever take the pains to search heir mobile if they lost it(for a change it would be nice to tell them to be careful...right??)

Still waiting for a new phone..

Miss you buddy..!!

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME??

Well,I am about to start my 3rd year in college and on introspection I realize what a drastic change my once sophisticated vocab has gone through after spending the good part of my last two years in a small HARYANA village..

You can have a sneak peek as well...

Thasedi:You can find plenty of them in my college.
Now thasedi is a word used for somebody who has the potential and talent to come up with bad jokes and irritate you to the core.
CAUTION:A thasedi will always live upto his reputation and will never disappoint you..
My sympathies if you happen to know any and all the more sympathies if you happen to know many..!!

Faad:Not exactly an Indian version of fart but the word is used for something awesome-hot chick,cute guys-anything or anybody for that matter..!!

Bhasad:The word bhasad is used when there is some problem..if something is troubling you,unfortunately buddy there is some bhasad..

Pelu:Iss baat mai to mai aapki LELU..
Well,a rather decent alternative to Faad but rarely used for the sentence that always seems to follow it...

Katta:When you have just suffered a loss where you could have actually saved your ass,that is the time when Katta ho gya..

I guess enough for now..more about all this later...But to be frank I somehow can't seem to remember the rest and am sure my friends would be disappointed in me when they will see this lack of brains to keep up with things THIS important to all of us..

:(

I am wondering what really went wrong..!!

ON A MOVIE SPREE

After sem breaks usually end up making you the most Vella person on the planet.So,for a change I am on a movie spree..

I am watching back to back movies-the good ones and the bad ones,I am watching them all(beggars are not choosers...you see)

Except for action and sci-fi flicks I am giving everything a go.You might as well be surprised to see what all I have watched because you might have happened to see all of this ages back but then don't forget you are dealing with one of the laziest people to have landed on this Earth..

So,here is the list...

What Happens In Vegas
Serendipity
Holiday
The Pursuit Of Happyness
Vantage Point
Sleepless In Seattle
Ice Age
Hangover
The Longest Yard
V for Vendetta

God bless the noble souls who will give me a few more movies over the weekend.This is my new past time and I just love it...

By the way if you have any suggestions for me..BRING IT ON...

HANG-OVER

I guess I am still hanging over HANGOVER...What a movie!!

And here are the reasons----

Hanging Over The Story :Ultimate Plot.
A Las Vegas comedy where four friends go for a 24 hour long stag party and on the morning after their arrival in Las Vegas they wake up with the worst hangover-nobody remembering what happened in the past 12 hours or so..The have no idea why their suite is in shambles(and worse what the hell is a baby and tiger doing in the same suite as theirs?!?!) and the icing on their already miserable life is that the groom to be is MISSING...

Hanging Over Zach Galifianakis: Oho! The "funny fat guy"..
Zach Galifianakis as Alan is just awesome.I wish I could talk about all that he does in the movie.He simply seems to be unaware of the social conduct of our world.Spontaneous acting which leaves you mesmerized.If not for anything else,watch the movie for HIM..

Hanging Over The F Word: :D
This is perhaps one of my favorite words these days and when given the luxury of hearing it a little too often than normal,it was more than welcome...

Hanging Over The Creativity:muaahz
It takes brains to think what bars one would cross after being drunk..for instance you can break your teeth after being a dentist or marry a stripper or steal a tiger of all the things in the world and then after all the ordeal FORGET everything!!

What the hell are you waiting for..those of you who have not seen the movie..Go WATCH this one..!!

FAREWELL MJ

For people all around the world he was an Idol,a Hero,even a KING-the King Of POP.But that is not the only reason why his untimely demise has united people to mourn the loss of an idol they loved so much.

I won't say that I grew up listening to Michael Jackson,but his death has surely made me fall in love with his music,his moonwalk and his persona.When he wore the typical MJ attire and did the moonwalk-it was pure MAGIC.Everything about him was so unique and mesmerizing that my wishes and condolences go out for his family and fans all over the world.

But I guess this is also the time to celebrate his life and legacy-to enjoy his music,to dance to the masterpieces he created and to make an effort to imitate the moonwalk!!

Michael Jackson gave this world all he had and in return got the love that he so truly deserved.Despite the anguish of life he was full of passion and we were enchanted by the very same compassion that drove him to make the music that we have fallen in love with.

This is in hope that people don't remember him for the unwanted controversies that surrounded him but for the humanitarian work he did to transcend boundaries,for the magic he created when he was on stage and for being THE Michael Jackson who gave us the Pop music that makes us crazy.

Whether we knew him or we dint,we knew we had him and we miss him..:(

Love ya loaz MICHAEL

Rest In Peace

:)

KAMBAKKHT US

Aki said we will watch the movie..my sis that this one looked good and after being almost 20 minutes late(for reasons that I don't wish to discuss publicly) I was surely not complaining for being late..

What was everybody thinking while coming up with this stuff??

No script,no commendable acting,no music...NO NOTHING!! And all I was wondering was "WHY in the name of Christ am I without my pop corns"- at least I could eat,but no...my senses had stopped working and was just watching the movie predicting every move the actors were going to take..Hindi movies are built on the same lines,there is seldom any change!!

Had awesome company while watching the movie-so THANK YOU guys and hugs for all of you,I could not have watched it without you all!!

People my advice-DON'T watch the movie..please.

Save money and drink BEER...but don't go through the ordeal of watching this one...

CLUELESS

I am a NITWIT..then I am a DUMBHEAD too and on top of that I am a LAZY girl.

This statement was written to state my inability to come up with something to write.

The heat is killing me.I simply don't know what kind of monsoon showers we are having here??(Has the monsoon REALLY ARRIVED??) My brain has stopped working and most of the days I am lost in my world-doing nothing of course!! But that does not make matters any better because my mum expects me to help her with work and to simply put it-I am NOT good at it(perhaps that is why she wants me to do all that stuff..:( and I can't help it either)

My industrial training is not going the way I wanted it to go and all my initial excitement has already run down the drain.Even if the 5 reasons I suggested to go for training to government offices sounded tempting,trust me they are not any more. I want to stay home and do NOTHING.But,that is not possible either:(

Why can't somebody come up with suggestions and tell me what to write here because my brain has practically stopped working..

I'll appreciate suggestions...and somebody please take me out of this..I guess I need a change of surroundings but that can't be helped either..WHY am I in such a mess?!?!?

GETTING NOSTALGIC..

When you take the pains to check your photographs,the outcome is that you come up with a POST-decent or not depends on the ones reading it because the credibility of the writer cannot be challenged!!

Now coming back to the photograph in topic,I took this one while returning back from college and trust me what a day it had been..

We were supposed to have our so called SESSIONALS in that week and a surprise awaited us when we went to give the first exam -there was a STRIKE(that is very common when u happen to study in places like the one where I study..!!) but it was THE strike of the decade...no exams in the entire week,workshop was destroyed,glasses were broken and on the last day we had police intervention and people from media also had things to talk about.My college finally had its "5 minutes to fame" story..Zillions of videos were uploaded that weekend and trust me I am yet to see many of them.(This reminds me to ask my friends to give them to me-I guess they are equally lazy n forgetful,but I fully understand their situation..)

We decided it was time to leave the hostel and start our journey back home but the kind of roads that we had to travel-----ahhhhhhhhhhhhh they seriously are a pain in the ass(both literally and physically).I am sure you would sympathize with us after seeing this photograph..:)

Finally the journey came to an end and I was back home telling everybody about the great week I had because it's not often that God favors you in your exams when you haven't even manged to open your books..!!

WHO WILL MARRY RAKHI???

I guess I had lost it when i thought about drifting away from the WIMBELDON match that Star Sports was telecasting and giving SWAYAMVAR a chance..!!

10 minutes into the show and i knew I had enough to last me a lifetime.

I was shocked when the news about her getting married through a REALITY SHOW came out...She went a little too overboard in taking this decision.

"This (show) is not a publicity stunt or an entertainment show. All I can say is I am honestly looking for a partner with whom I can spend my life and who will love me for what I am," said Rakhi.If this is not supposed to be a publicity stunt I'll be more than glad if somebody could take out his time and explain what the term really means..I means who takes a decision like this??And then there is the option of public voting as well where WE can help her decide the RIGHT MAN for her..

So,on day 1 we had sixteen contestants who were trying to woo her and I am told that they will be put through a series of challenges to test their personality, character, physical fitness, talent and also their compatibility with Rakhi.

All the very best to all those who are there in the show..

Wishing you all the luck,love,happiness and BRAINS in the world!!

5 REASONS TO DO INDUSTRIAL TRAINING FROM GOVERNMENT OFFICES

The last one week has been really hectic(though not exactly,that is just an excuse for not writing here-hope you appreciate the honesty-haha)My training has FINALLY begun!! It is not a cakewalk but I don't mind it either and here are 5 reasons that you should do your INDUSTRIAL TRAINING from GOVERNMENT OFFICES...

1.NO ATTENDANCE-I mean a college student can't ask for more.We would not mind admitting the fact that had it not been for marks that we get for attending lectures,we would never have known how our classrooms look like(Some people are obviosly exception to all the points that I have to mention!!)

2.FREE PHONE CALLS-The phone calls are for free and half the time I see people using that line(myself included-well wich dumbass would leave such an opportunity??)In short,you get to reduce your ever increasing phone bills and trust me nobody complains.

3.NO WORK-Not much work to do.So you can roam around,chat and nobody would even question you and believe me I don't mind that either(I have said enough to prove that I am a lazy girl)

4.COMPANY NAME MATTERS-It's good to tell people that you are doing your training from so and so place.In simple language-aukat badti hai.

5.NEW FRIEND CIRCLE-It's high time that we realise that there is no harm socialising and no better time than this..right??

Go Experience it and just let me know..

Have Fun!!

WHAT TO DO???

I am dying of BOREDOM!!!!!!

Somebody please help me.....I can't really say how badly I wanted these hols to start and now when I am in the middle of my summer vacations I simply don't know what to do?!?!?!?!

Have lost all interest in Orkut and FB quizes want to tell me that I am getting married in 2011 and then finding my true love in2013(cheers to infidelity..!!)

Not a single good book to read.Picked up Deception Point and Fuck it...I am not even liking this one(Am i going crazy??) If I don't get to read a decent one I don't really know what will I be upto ..HELP!!

My mum is forcing me to learn how to drive( not that I am complaining) but she wants me to go early in the morning..somebody please tell me will I ever be able to sleep in peace??

The only ray of hope--My training begins this Monday but going by what all my friends have to tell me,I don't forsee myself having a blast!!

Hoping something good happens in the next week...!!

WATCH OUT !!

BOYS ARE LIKE PURSES...

BOYS are like PURSES :

Cute,Full of crap and can always be REPLACED..!!

Direct hit guys??

Not that I give it a Shit but I do realize the true potential of the statement...wopeeeee,its 100% true and I like it..!!

This post comes as a result of all the nonsense that I have to bear with while I am with them.I hate to put my practically non working brain to use to remember the last time I heard my friends talking sense!!! I always wonder whether GOD was kind enough to give them some brains-the senseless talking can go on for hours and unfortunately GOD chose us(I am referring to girls ofcourse) to be at the receiving end of all the crap that they want to talk about...

It would not be fair if I don't give their being CUTE due justice-yes SOME guys are certainly cute but what is the point in being CUTE and SENSELESS?? And this is where the REPLACEMENT part comes into picture and makes the entire statement so very TRUE..

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your life reduces by 3 minutes every time you smoke...

Your life increases by 5 minutes every time you have sex...

BOTTOM LINE:Fuckers who smoke never die..!!

RIGHTY-HO

PATHS OF GLORY

"Some people have dreams that are so outrageous that if they were to achieve them,their place in history would be guaranteed.But what if one man had such a dream and,when he'd fulfilled it,there was no proof that he had achieved his ambition?"
(Courtesy:Paths Of Glory)
The above lines are enough for anybody to grab the book and just start reading it..
It's not that I'll be the first one to give reviews about the latest "JEFFERY ARCHER" in the market but since many of my friends have not read the book,they might as well take my suggestions and NOT read it if they want to prevent themselves from the torture the book inflicted upon me...
To admit the fact,I had not heard about George Mallory until I read one of Archer's interviews about this book.But it's a shame that the world is stil divided upon their opinion as to whether HE really was the first person to climb the Everest.
Paths Of Glory is the story of George Leigh Mallory,tha man who led the first expedition to Everest and after the unsuccessful attempt in 1922,went again in 1924 but unfortunately could not leave behind any proof just because he could not come back and his body was discovered 75 years later in 1999...
Not one of Archer's best nor his worst but the book was really slow,not very gripping either.With the plot he had chosen I wonder if there was anything he could have done!!
There are incidents in the book that people can like but it's not a book that will stay in public memory for long.
Sorry Sir,but could not force myself to like the book.
SORRY!!

SIZE ZERO ???

What is the physical ideal of the DU fuchchas??Going by the requests to makeover experts,it is a combo of Kareena's body,Priyanka Chopra's sleek locks and Nicole Kidman's nose.Along with queuing up for admission forms,girls on the threshold of college life are making a beeline for experts who can turn them from gawky school kids with baby fat to well groomed slender young women almost overnight..!!
(Text courtsey:Hindustan Times)

This piece of writing does not make me feel any better about my ever growing waistline or worse,my reluctance to reduce even a single ounce of fat that prefers to surround my waist..But I guess this is the way I prefer to be..!!!

And this brings me to the question that WHY don't girls really want to portray what they really are??Don't think guys are really behind because with the number of metrosexual men in the country I wonder whether they REALLY think differently from women?!?!

People my advice to you all-Just be the way you are.We are going to like you for what you are and not what you aspire to be...Just be confident about what God chose you to be and yo baby!! You will surely rock it..

If someone does get what I am trying to say and then implements it,I guess that would do more good to me than to them...atleast I would not have to go through the misery of reading articles like these early in the morning and then just finding ways to avert my mum's scornful eyes..!!!

WTF???

I am f***ing angry...

It has almost been like 5 days that I have been going to this office where I need to do my so called INDUSTRIAL TRAINING,but holy shit...my letter is not signed..!!

Who will tell these people that getting up at 8 in the morning when somebody happens to sleep at 3 in the night is a real big deal and all they get to hear on landing up in their office is a big fat NO...!!

F***ing hell...even the receptionist remembers me now and is not all that polite while giving me the gate pass...!!

Getting your work done in government offices is really tiresome.I hate myself for not paying heed to my dad's advice...

I just hope that my work is done by this Saturady else I am in deep shit!!

God save me..!!

FEDERER FINALLY GETS IT!!

Roger Federer joined the league of extraordinary sporting legends,where his name is enough to command respect and admiration.
His victory over Robin Soderling(6-1,7-6(1),6-4)took him as the winner of 14 Grand Slam titles along with Pete Sampras.But on Sunady he did something that even Sampras could not do and for that matter even John McEnroe and Boris Becker-a Career Grand Slam!!
The debate over his being the greatest tennis player of all times will continue well into the next decade,but his achievement needs due considerations.This time Raefal Nadal was not his opponent but History was.Had it not been for Nadal,Federer might have won French Open quite some time back.But,Soderling's win over the Spaniard turned Roland Garros 2009 upside down and Federer siezed what could arguably be his best chance to win the cup.Federer repelled the rain,thunder and a certain Robin Solderling to take his rightful place among the immortals of the game..!!

phewwwww

I cannot write more..this piece of writing does not mean that my loyalty towards Nadal or Sampras is wavering off,it is just for Vaibhav Sir n Rahul and hope it makes the two of you really happy...

Cheers for all the good time and chocloates that he will get you!!

RE-START...

Alright,I don't reali mind admitting the fact that i have been a lazy bum...But then with the college fest and university examz that always screw you up...this was something bound to happen!!
And now thanx to Saloni I am back to the blogging business.Not that I write some exceptional stuff..still,it is enough to keep me busy!!
So,I am back home and just enjoying the very fact that I am through with two years of engineering...I forsee summer trainin starting in a day or two so that might as well take away the peaceful hours of sleep in the morning...
Will keep you updated on all the stuff...
tra la la!!

FAG ALL THE WAY

"I like cigarettes.I like to think of the fire held in a man's hand.Fire,a dangerous force tamed at his fingertips.I often wonder about the hours when a man sits alone,watching the smoke of a cigarette,thinking....I wonder what great things have come from such hours.When a man thinks there is a spot of fire alive in his mind and it is proper that he should have the burning point of the cigarette as his expression."

muaaaaaaaaaahhhhhzzz!!!

Who could have thought that somebody could feel like this for cigarettes. But,Ayn Rand being the genius she is,has given me something to dedicate to my friends.

Ya,I know I might as well be promoting smoking and that too in days when the Indian Censor Board does not know what to do about actors smoking in movies...!! But still this piece of writing from her masterpiece ATLAS SHRUGGED has given my thinking a new dimension.

So,all you guys who smoke,go ahead with it because its great to hear you people not talking gibberish for a change and as far as the females are concerned,do it with a bit of caution because it gets scary when females start talking sensible stuff(I know I have been a little too harsh on people from my own sex,but then its always hard to bear with the truth...)

Cheers to a life full of smoke and nicotine..!!

VAMOS RAFA

Raefal Nadal accepted his Australian Open trophy from the legendary Rod Laver on Sunday night and is now on the way of becoming a legend himself.

How Nadal managed a 7-5,3-6,7-6,3-6,6-2 victory was beyond everybody 's imagination because just 48hours before his final when he was playing his 5hour long epic match with his semifinal opponent,Federer was almost asleep after having got a day off and yet it was Nadal who won the match worthy of being an Australian Open final.

Nadal took his tally to 6 Grand Slam wins in 8 appearances in Finals and that too in 20 visits to the major Grand Slams.But this was nothing compared to what Nadal got Federer to do.He made his friend cry.Neither did he intend to do it nor did he know what to do when it actually happened, but when Nadal joined the crowd of 15000 people to give an ovation to one of the best players the history of lawn tennis has ever seen,the gesture was beyond words.Australia,perhaps more than any other country in the world values mateship and this act of respect will stay in the hearts and minds of people for a long time to come because it was tough to not cry when Federer was crying...

On paper this was the best chance for Federer to take his tally to 14 Grand Slam wins,but he could not match the energy tank,steel arms and spring loaded legs that Nadal carries and for the 3rd time in the last 4 finals,Federer lost to Nadal!!

The legends had come to see Roger becoming one of them but it was Nadal who actually stole the show.With now only US Open left to conquer it won't be long before the tears start rolling again!!

BACK 2 COLLEGE

Its almost midnight and I have had the worst daal-chawal that could have ever been made that I sit down to write the first post for my blog in not one of the most thrilling places one would like to be in-shitt mahn!! I am back in the hostel..!!

One month of exam torture and excessive weight gaining session and all I was conscious about was my ever growing waistline!! But now that I am back here,there are other things that will ask for attention and I am hoping that it is going to be easy to sail through the first five days!

On the postive side,its fun to be back with my roomies Reshu and Mansi and all 3 of us are optimistic enough to have loads of fun in the neat and tidy tripple seater room that the three of us share(here we share a secret wink ;))
Oh,by the way I really need to congratulate myself and pat my back for finally moving my lazy bums towards the laptop and managing to write on my blog.....bravo bravo!!

Now that Reshu has been more than polite to tell me that there is an assignment that needs to be started off and submitted tommorow,I guess I'll have to stop for now and get back to work-that is another low point of being BACK 2 COLLEGE!!

PiP PiP!