5 REASONS TO DO INDUSTRIAL TRAINING FROM GOVERNMENT OFFICES

The last one week has been really hectic(though not exactly,that is just an excuse for not writing here-hope you appreciate the honesty-haha)My training has FINALLY begun!! It is not a cakewalk but I don't mind it either and here are 5 reasons that you should do your INDUSTRIAL TRAINING from GOVERNMENT OFFICES...

1.NO ATTENDANCE-I mean a college student can't ask for more.We would not mind admitting the fact that had it not been for marks that we get for attending lectures,we would never have known how our classrooms look like(Some people are obviosly exception to all the points that I have to mention!!)

2.FREE PHONE CALLS-The phone calls are for free and half the time I see people using that line(myself included-well wich dumbass would leave such an opportunity??)In short,you get to reduce your ever increasing phone bills and trust me nobody complains.

3.NO WORK-Not much work to do.So you can roam around,chat and nobody would even question you and believe me I don't mind that either(I have said enough to prove that I am a lazy girl)

4.COMPANY NAME MATTERS-It's good to tell people that you are doing your training from so and so place.In simple language-aukat badti hai.

5.NEW FRIEND CIRCLE-It's high time that we realise that there is no harm socialising and no better time than this..right??

Go Experience it and just let me know..

Have Fun!!

WHAT TO DO???

I am dying of BOREDOM!!!!!!

Somebody please help me.....I can't really say how badly I wanted these hols to start and now when I am in the middle of my summer vacations I simply don't know what to do?!?!?!?!

Have lost all interest in Orkut and FB quizes want to tell me that I am getting married in 2011 and then finding my true love in2013(cheers to infidelity..!!)

Not a single good book to read.Picked up Deception Point and Fuck it...I am not even liking this one(Am i going crazy??) If I don't get to read a decent one I don't really know what will I be upto ..HELP!!

My mum is forcing me to learn how to drive( not that I am complaining) but she wants me to go early in the morning..somebody please tell me will I ever be able to sleep in peace??

The only ray of hope--My training begins this Monday but going by what all my friends have to tell me,I don't forsee myself having a blast!!

Hoping something good happens in the next week...!!

WATCH OUT !!

BOYS ARE LIKE PURSES...

BOYS are like PURSES :

Cute,Full of crap and can always be REPLACED..!!

Direct hit guys??

Not that I give it a Shit but I do realize the true potential of the statement...wopeeeee,its 100% true and I like it..!!

This post comes as a result of all the nonsense that I have to bear with while I am with them.I hate to put my practically non working brain to use to remember the last time I heard my friends talking sense!!! I always wonder whether GOD was kind enough to give them some brains-the senseless talking can go on for hours and unfortunately GOD chose us(I am referring to girls ofcourse) to be at the receiving end of all the crap that they want to talk about...

It would not be fair if I don't give their being CUTE due justice-yes SOME guys are certainly cute but what is the point in being CUTE and SENSELESS?? And this is where the REPLACEMENT part comes into picture and makes the entire statement so very TRUE..

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your life reduces by 3 minutes every time you smoke...

Your life increases by 5 minutes every time you have sex...

BOTTOM LINE:Fuckers who smoke never die..!!

RIGHTY-HO

PATHS OF GLORY

"Some people have dreams that are so outrageous that if they were to achieve them,their place in history would be guaranteed.But what if one man had such a dream and,when he'd fulfilled it,there was no proof that he had achieved his ambition?"
(Courtesy:Paths Of Glory)
The above lines are enough for anybody to grab the book and just start reading it..
It's not that I'll be the first one to give reviews about the latest "JEFFERY ARCHER" in the market but since many of my friends have not read the book,they might as well take my suggestions and NOT read it if they want to prevent themselves from the torture the book inflicted upon me...
To admit the fact,I had not heard about George Mallory until I read one of Archer's interviews about this book.But it's a shame that the world is stil divided upon their opinion as to whether HE really was the first person to climb the Everest.
Paths Of Glory is the story of George Leigh Mallory,tha man who led the first expedition to Everest and after the unsuccessful attempt in 1922,went again in 1924 but unfortunately could not leave behind any proof just because he could not come back and his body was discovered 75 years later in 1999...
Not one of Archer's best nor his worst but the book was really slow,not very gripping either.With the plot he had chosen I wonder if there was anything he could have done!!
There are incidents in the book that people can like but it's not a book that will stay in public memory for long.
Sorry Sir,but could not force myself to like the book.
SORRY!!

SIZE ZERO ???

What is the physical ideal of the DU fuchchas??Going by the requests to makeover experts,it is a combo of Kareena's body,Priyanka Chopra's sleek locks and Nicole Kidman's nose.Along with queuing up for admission forms,girls on the threshold of college life are making a beeline for experts who can turn them from gawky school kids with baby fat to well groomed slender young women almost overnight..!!
(Text courtsey:Hindustan Times)

This piece of writing does not make me feel any better about my ever growing waistline or worse,my reluctance to reduce even a single ounce of fat that prefers to surround my waist..But I guess this is the way I prefer to be..!!!

And this brings me to the question that WHY don't girls really want to portray what they really are??Don't think guys are really behind because with the number of metrosexual men in the country I wonder whether they REALLY think differently from women?!?!

People my advice to you all-Just be the way you are.We are going to like you for what you are and not what you aspire to be...Just be confident about what God chose you to be and yo baby!! You will surely rock it..

If someone does get what I am trying to say and then implements it,I guess that would do more good to me than to them...atleast I would not have to go through the misery of reading articles like these early in the morning and then just finding ways to avert my mum's scornful eyes..!!!

WTF???

I am f***ing angry...

It has almost been like 5 days that I have been going to this office where I need to do my so called INDUSTRIAL TRAINING,but holy shit...my letter is not signed..!!

Who will tell these people that getting up at 8 in the morning when somebody happens to sleep at 3 in the night is a real big deal and all they get to hear on landing up in their office is a big fat NO...!!

F***ing hell...even the receptionist remembers me now and is not all that polite while giving me the gate pass...!!

Getting your work done in government offices is really tiresome.I hate myself for not paying heed to my dad's advice...

I just hope that my work is done by this Saturady else I am in deep shit!!

God save me..!!

FEDERER FINALLY GETS IT!!

Roger Federer joined the league of extraordinary sporting legends,where his name is enough to command respect and admiration.
His victory over Robin Soderling(6-1,7-6(1),6-4)took him as the winner of 14 Grand Slam titles along with Pete Sampras.But on Sunady he did something that even Sampras could not do and for that matter even John McEnroe and Boris Becker-a Career Grand Slam!!
The debate over his being the greatest tennis player of all times will continue well into the next decade,but his achievement needs due considerations.This time Raefal Nadal was not his opponent but History was.Had it not been for Nadal,Federer might have won French Open quite some time back.But,Soderling's win over the Spaniard turned Roland Garros 2009 upside down and Federer siezed what could arguably be his best chance to win the cup.Federer repelled the rain,thunder and a certain Robin Solderling to take his rightful place among the immortals of the game..!!

phewwwww

I cannot write more..this piece of writing does not mean that my loyalty towards Nadal or Sampras is wavering off,it is just for Vaibhav Sir n Rahul and hope it makes the two of you really happy...

Cheers for all the good time and chocloates that he will get you!!

RE-START...

Alright,I don't reali mind admitting the fact that i have been a lazy bum...But then with the college fest and university examz that always screw you up...this was something bound to happen!!
And now thanx to Saloni I am back to the blogging business.Not that I write some exceptional stuff..still,it is enough to keep me busy!!
So,I am back home and just enjoying the very fact that I am through with two years of engineering...I forsee summer trainin starting in a day or two so that might as well take away the peaceful hours of sleep in the morning...
Will keep you updated on all the stuff...
tra la la!!